{"id":1380,"date":"2012-01-28T23:22:16","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T07:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/?p=1380"},"modified":"2012-01-28T23:22:16","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T07:22:16","slug":"get-out-of-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/get-out-of-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Out of the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DHd_cj7q8aI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Another Saturday when Rich wants to clean so I&#8217;m expected to leave, of course. Fortunately, I had a real reason to be at the office. Unfortunately, a huge construction project spun a traffic nightmare when I tried to get home. Lots of cursing ensues. Then I follow what might be the most most inept driver I&#8217;ve encountered in ages. This person four or five stop signs with barely a tap of the brakes. Worse, he\/she crept along between intersections. No doubt the DMV would frown at my reaction. At least Alice and Sydney were waiting to cheer me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Saturday when Rich wants to clean so I&#8217;m expected to leave, of course. Fortunately, I had a real reason to be at the office. Unfortunately, a huge construction project spun a traffic nightmare when I tried to get home. Lots of cursing ensues. Then I follow what might be the most most inept driver [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1381,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions\/1381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumble.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}