M.A.D.D. Goes Crazy
July 15, 2009 at 7:41 pm | 2 Comments »
A brewery I’ve never heard of decided to honor its home state by naming a line of beers after NJ’s greatrst (only?) cultural assets: Turnpike exits. Brilliant bit of self deprecation. But the humorless ninnies at M.A.D.D. missed the levity, of course. They’re waging a PR campaign shrieking about the flimsy connection between drunk driving and a amusing beer branding stunt. Do the people at M.A.D.D. have oatmeal for brains? Such a finding would explain why they so consistently manage to miss the bigger picture and scream their pious heads off over the tiniest bit of harmless fun.
I know I’m about to veer far, far from the politically correct but I just don’t give a damn. M.A.D.D. is a lunatic fringe organization that needs to be stopped. The surface mission is noble. Mothers out to stop criminal drunk drivers. But in reality, the organization is pushing an agenda that would eventually take us back to the bad, bad days of Prohibition. You shouldn’t be intimidated just because they claim to be mothers. They’re crazy fuckers.
If you disagree with me, I don’t care. Just close the window and don’t visit this site again. But most of all, don’t bother to comment. I’m not going to let your senseless rants get published.
I have always found M.A.D.D. to be a bit on the insane and manic side but this just confirms it. They have lost their minds. At first I thought, ‘Hey they are doing a good thing’ but then I started getting phone calls from them asking me to listen to a rant of 150 pages of horror stories and I began to lose all respect for them. Then they wanted me to buy magazines and I just stopped listening and hung up on them. Buying magazines is not going to stop drunk driving just like naming a beer after exits in NJ is not going to encourage people to drive drunk. Unless of course someone decides to drink each beer at each exit as they pass them. 🙂
This post made me laugh 🙂