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Birthday

May 14, 2012 at 10:42 pm | 1 Comment »

The day I’ve been semi-dreading finally arrived. 50. Bah. Then again, I should be happy given the number of friends and acquaintances who didn’t make it out of their 20s. Eww. Too serious. In sillier happenings today, I show off the booze and chocolates that Rich got me. He does know me. Show how to make cold oatmeal. Raw oats. Sugar. Salt. Berries. Soak in milk. Seriously, it’s good. Got a haircut. And say the last words over the Nike+ FuelBand. RIP. It was a good three months.


One Comment on “Birthday”

  1. 1 Shari said at 11:22 pm on May 14th, 2012:

    Fifty? Did someone say FIFTY? Yeah…I can honestly say I enjoyed 30, was not very happy at forty…and well, fuck fifty. It sucks. Happy birthday, Mark.


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